Not Really A Good Night...

So sometimes people will say things like "dude i lost my car keys, fell down a muddy hill and got slapped by a midget last night!" and other people always are just like "damn thats how you know the party was the shit!"

So lets try mine... Friday night i broke my octabong, shattered the screen of my iPhone and woke up in a strange house with the worst headache i have ever had... and now you get to see the picture of the madness and then you tell me was it a good night? cuz i don't really feel like it was that great of a night...


Now in all fairness the Octabong is still plenty usable it just pisses me off and the iPhone actually works exactly as good as it did before the screen got shattered its just a bitch to see stuff now so i guess its not THAT bad but still im not too happy with the outcome of last night.

WSOBP V on Explosion 5000!

Yet another write up plus a ton of good pictures have been posted over at explosion5000.com! Click here to go check them out, on a side note there is only 314 days left until the WSOBP VI!!

The Douche Bag Collection

I enjoy watching all of the great videos online about douche bags and guidos... so i figured i would put all the great videos and songs together in one place!

If there are any other you can think of leave a comment with a link to it or what its called and ill add if its worthy ill add it to my collection. Click the "Read More" link below to see the videos!

Quote Wall

Ok this is an older idea of ours but we just finally did it. We have "built" our Quote wall so when every someone says some stupid random funny shit we can save it forever... on our wall lol.

The only rules we have for the wall so far is that any quote has to be "nominated" and agreed upon by a majority of the house to get put on the wall. And if someone accidentally writes on the actual wall and not on the paper they must go to "Charlies" which is a gay bar some of my co-workers go to quite often, and they must flirt with some random guy that none of us or our friends know until that guy asks for their number, then they must give him their actual number... I'm sure we will add a few more rules after we get drunk and brain storm (best time to brain storm btw) but for now thats it!

and we have already put our first quote up, it is a quote that was said a while ago but it was wall worthy so we voted it in...

The little squares you can see on each panel arent easy at all to see by the naked eye my camera picked them up great though :/

"I didn't know if it was a dude or a chick, I was just staring at tits..." -Luke

Jersey Shore Drinking Game

This show is great and the drinking game seems cool at first, and then you play it and realize your going to have to go buy more beer. Ill explain the rules first for everyone who isn't already familiar with them.

First of all you have to start the game by watching the cast intros in the first episode every time it will definitely set the mood! after you have been introduced to each cast member you can go watch whatever episode you want.

While watching the show you must take a drink from your beer or mixed beverage every time someone:
Fist Pumps
Says "Guido" or "Guidette"
When Pauly is doing or fixing his hair
When Mike says "The Situation"
Anytime a guy has his shirt off
Anytime a girl is in a bikini top
Every time anything Ed Hardy is shown
Every time someone is working out
And every time there is a fight

And we added a few of our own to keep the drinking fast paced in the newer episodes and those are

Every time a girl gets hit you drink twice (if i girl gets hit you also drink for the fight so a total of 3 drinks)
You take one drink for every family member or friend that comes to visit (so when Snookies mom came to visit her that is one drink but when Vinny's family came its one per each person...)
When a girl is crying
And when Ronnie laughs

EDIT: I almost forgot we also drink whenever Mike and Pauly bring a girl home (drink for each girl)

Anyway we played this little game last night for the second or third time but last night is when we made up the extra rules... Between 3 of us we killed 40 beers, now that doesnt sound like THAT much until you find out that Ami only had 4... Luke on the other hand managed to drink about 15 before he got to this point...



and that leaves me bringing up the rear with 21... I am not bragging about this feat, my stomach has been reminding me all day of last night, although i would like to say I, unlike Luke, did not puke once the entire time! Word of advice don't play this game if you do not drink often you will definitely need to go beyond normal limits lol

College Humor WSOBP Coverage

Looks like CollegeHumor.com was also there and they did a rather nice write up of the world series which can be found right here! i cant wait to see what new press we get next year!

NEW PROJECT: ASU Kegerator

We are officially starting a new project! don't worry the bud light room is still in progress but it is slowly moving along right now so there is a new project that i will be updating as well which is our new kegerator we are going to build! Below are the pics of the fridge we are starting with eventually we will paint it with an Arizona State University theme and once we buy the parts to convert it to a kegerator we will do the conversion and have ourselves a spiffy "new" ASU kegerator!

its a tight fit but there is about an inch or so on each side so it will work! i just want to replace the glass its sitting on in the pics with a piece of metal just to be safe...

Last of the Vegas pics

OK i think ive got the last of the Vegas pics all uploaded to my facebook album click here if you want to check that out and below are a few from the album if your too lazy to click the link!

Beer Pong Tournament!

Tonight is the weekly tournament that i run in Tempe's "Devils Hide Away" on the SE corner Baseline and McClintock! its $5 per person the number of people who show up will determine if we do a singles or doubles tournament. They have cheap beer and some of the coolest wait staff in Tempe!

WSOBP V Coverage on G4! and Jay Leno

if you guys missed it check it out here its actually a cool little bit and pretty good publicity for the sport!

EDIT: i guess i should include the Jay Leno link as well so here is that video! not quite as serious but i dont think its too bad...

Bud Light Wall Update

OK so we made our other roommate (his name is Ami pronounced like ahh-me) move into his new room before we finished construction... But here are some pics to show how close we are!

If anyone has extra bud light 30 pack boxes (or 36 packs from Vegas for the counter section) let me know! The sooner we finish this wall the sooner i can stop worrying about catching Ami beating off so close to the kitchen...

RAPE!

and he says he wasnt the one who raped the couch... this is my roommates brother btw and the couch didnt look anything like that before he started sleeping on it. I will admit i helped rip the middle cushion a little bit but everything else he did...

INSANITY Day 5

Pure Cardio was todays workout and it was exactly what it said it was one solid 25 minute cardio cicuit along with an intense 10 minute warm up plus the stretching and cooldown, another great workout i think i am already seeing a tiny bit of results in my stomach even after just 5 days but that makes sense with how much it has been making me sweat.

sometime in the next few days ill be making another blog just for this workout and other health related things that i try to keep this blog mostly about beer pong so ill post a link to that in the next few days if anyone is interested in following it.

Current Project

I thought anyone who might happen to stumble across this blog would be entertained to know that me and my roommate are saving all of our budlight 30 pack boxes and have been doing so since about july and have been trying to come up with something to do with them. We have decided that we are going to build a wall and make our other roommate live in there so we can rent out his room and lower rent for us all... here is a pic of the original trial run!



Ill take another picture soon to show the progress since then... its getting pretty close to being complete or atleast close to giving him SOME sort of privacy lol.

Relationship Flowchart

One of the most accurate representations of a guys dating life i have ever seen!

Album From Vegas

I just realized i can link to my full album from vegas so here it is! I will also be adding to it once everyone else gets their pictures of me posted.

INSANITY Day 4

Ok today was the "Cardio Recovery" disk. now from the title that sounds like an easy day and compared to the others so far it was but do not let the name fool you! Just because it is cardio recovery day does not mean they are letting everything else recover too, it just means you wont be moving as much lol you still do a ton of yoga poses that you must hold for extended amounts of time.

Day 3 of INSANITY

OK i just finished day 3 of the INSANITY workout and yes i was once again sweating balls by the end of the warm up lol. Just thought that i would add that i weighed myself before the workout today since i didn't do it before day one, and i was at 228 pounds. I am just going to use that as my starting weight since its still close enough to day one.

I have also attached my fitness test results from day one here, i have to repeat the test every two weeks i think, so i will update and show everyone if i am making any progress or not. Even if no one gives a damn about it i think it might help me to have it up on the Internet so people could critique it if they felt so inclined and hopefully that will help keep me motivated!

More Pics from Vegas!

i got a few more pics from friends that were taken during our Vegas trip so here they are!





That 100oz. margarita got finished right around midnight on new years eve then abby and her boyfriend refilled it for me... i had at least 175oz. of margarita that night plus who knows how many beers...

More of AZ in the WSOBP

Lazyday.com got a pic of the kims in one of their game thought i would post it up, ill keep posting any pics of az players that i find. also click the link to go to lazyday.com and see the rest of their WSOBP album!

INSANITY!

Ok so my and one of my roommates started doing the "INSANITY" workout from beachbody.com yesterday and i will say this is a damn good cardio workout. Just after the warm up you will be sweating your ass off! The workout is 2 months long so lets see if i can stay motivated to finish it, i have done the P90X workout also from beachbody.com and it was also a great work out but i only made it through one month of the three... anyway ill keep my progress updated on here and maybe that will be enough to push me through the whole two months wish me luck! better yet just beat my ass if i quit!

WSOBP V Write Up

There is a small write up over at the Pulse of Vegas blog about the world series and i attached one of their pics below of Adam and Josh from "Nate's Shirts Dont Fit." if anyone doesn't know who Nate is scroll down to my previous post he is the one in the pic with me he is giving the camera the bird and if you look close enough you can see the shirt that doesn't fit under the black fast times shirt!

Pics from Vegas

here a few random pics from my vegas trip just to help populate my blog a little lol.

It's Smashing Time... again

well from the information i am getting it looks like Smashing Time has repeated as the world series of beer pong champs here in 2010. Grats to them and they should look forward to playing an Arizona team in WSOBP VI! lol

Arizona's run at the WSOBP V

ok well its official the last AZ is out but made top 8! that means its time to start training for next year. im already making a ball return for practicing ill post pics of the process when i get it finished the way i want it to be. i cant wait to go back to the WSOBP next year and actually participate this time!

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