The Mostly About Beer Pong Blog

Beer Pong Songs!

2011-07-22T02:39:00.004-07:00

Ok, it has been quite a while since my last post, I have been working on several new exciting projects lately but I am here now! And this time I thought that I would do a post about beer pong songs, there is a few that are often passed around on the BPong.com forums but I noticed while watching a few of the YouTube videos for those songs that there were quite a few others I had never heard before! So without drawing out this post too much here is all the songs I could find that I thought were worth reposting, there were only a couple that I decided to leave out of this post but they were generally pretty bad quality or just did not sound good at all... anyway enjoy and do not forget to tell me what you think in the comments section below!

First of all I made a YouTube playlist with all of these songs on here that you can find by clicking here.

I tried to put them in order where the bottom of the list is the songs I have seen several times before and the songs closer to the top I think are newer less passed around songs but beyond that they are not in much of an order I just numbered them to help separate them.

1) Here is a cool live performance of an original beer pong song by a YouTube user called iplayguitarokiguess but embedding the video was disabled by said user and it is an incomplete recording... still worth mentioning though. Click Here To Watch The Video!

2) One of my favorite songs that I found is by a guy named Ty Nickles and like many of the others it is just called "Beer Pong Song"

3) Another nicely done version that reminds me of right side of the tree a little bit. From a group called Self Centered and its called Drink Up! (Thanks to TheRonLewis for posting this one on the forums)

4) This one seems like one I would of heard by now but I had not so here it is. Stuart Webb - Beer Pong Song.

5) The beat is nothing crazy, but it is a great song either way. In my opinion probably one of the better ones I found. Beer Pong Champs by a guy who calls himself JDirty

6) Ok I did not really like this song BUT the beat is sick (made mosty with sounds from pong balls) it was uploaded by YouTube user theKnetwork called "Shot After Shot."

7) Cute girl (the goes by idiotbunnyproduction on YouTube) sucks at beer pong so much she has to write a song about it called "I Suck At Beer Pong Song," go show her some love on her video! (finally a beer pong song with someone not trying to act like they are the shit)

8) Another chick (ashleythomas13 on YouTube) wrote her own version of the Beer Pong Song, another good one!

9) Great song by a band called Weird is the New Cool that Asher Roth apparently stole "I Love College" from... or at least that is what the video description says! (Thanks to stones30 for posting this one on the forums)

10) Here is a country Beer Pong Song called Beer Pong Saturday Night by the Chris Brazeal Band, I do not really care for country but it is a very well done song!

11) A girl that goes by TheAwesomeNaomi on YouTube recorded her own short but sweet beer pong song.

12) I am not really sure what genre this one is its like screamo/metal or something? I dont know but I thought it was pretty awesome just for being so different than a lot of the other beer pong songs it is by a band called Dr. Acula.

13) This is by a group that I think is called CrunkRap preforming their beer pong song at someones party, I like the feel of the song.

14) edwardmford5 on YouTube uploaded this beer pong song.

15) Here is another by TheRealDickKam (YouTube: 1dickkam)

16) For some reason this one is pretty catchy lol. Kover - Beer Pong Rap.

17) Here is the rap version of Emety - Beer Pong, if you watch this on YouTube you can find the Techno and Rock versions of the same song.

18 & 19) A guy named Tre Porter has a couple of his own Beer Pong Songs here they are!

20) Beer Pong Champ by a guy who calls himself... Plan B, yeah well here it is!

21) Despite being a little too long this one is not a bad song by the SDot Gang called Beer Pong Champions. (Thanks to Evaridae for posting this one on the forums)

22) A slightly strange song by a guy named Jesse Flores called you guessed it! "Beer Pong Song."

23) I pretty much love this song but im sure most of the users from BPong.com have already seen/heard this video which is why it is so far down the list. Either way its a great song called yup "The Beer Pong Song" by Strike Twelve. (Thanks to loloyopp and several others on the BPong forums for posting this one)

24) Another one most people have probably heard by now Right Side of the Tree - Beer Pong Kings.

25) I remember hearing this one a long time ago its called Beer Pong Anthem, no idea if this is an actual group or just some friends who made the song and vid all I know is the YouTube user that uploaded it is BeerAnthemPong.

26) And here is the remix to the last song, I think Right Side of the Tree had something to do with this one. YouTube user NoCashCollegeKid uploaded the video but some of the guys in the video look like they are in RSotT.

Anyway if you have any others that you think should be included in this list send me a link in the comments section below!

Battle Shots!

2011-02-27T21:55:00.004-07:00

I think i just found the next great american drinking game... its called "Battle Shots" and i have only seen a picture of two guys playing it so far i have not heard any official rules but i think i can do a pretty good job of coming up with some so here it goes!

Equipment:
2 pizza boxes or similar sized cardboard
- draw two 8x8 grids on each piece of cardboard one on the top half and one on the bottom half
- label the grids A-H along the top row (left to right) and 1-8 along the side (top to bottom)
6 shot glasses and a beverage to fill them with OR 6 beers of your choice
At least 2 markers so each player can mark their hits and misses (two each of different colors would be ideal but not needed)

Rules:
Considering that I do not think a game of battleship usually takes much longer than say a half hour I cant see using more than like 6 shots and still be able to make it through a game... so i guess im going to go with you need to have 3 "boats".

Also since i tend to have beer around my apartment more often than liquor i will probably play with shotgunning beer instead of taken shots so that is an option for everyone. I also would not suggest filling the shot glasses all the way up (this game is probably a lot better in a picture than in practice but whatever!)

Battleship = 3 shot glasses in a line next to one another
Destroyer = 2 shot glasses in a line next to one another
PT Boat = 1 lone shot glass

To determine who goes first flip a coin or Paper, Rock, Scissors for it!

Just like battleship each player will place their 3 "boats" somewhere on the bottom grid and then take turns calling out letter and number combinations (eg. B4 would be the 2nd column 4th row down) to try and find the enemies ships.

The enemy will inform them if they have hit or missed a ship. If a ship is hit that shot (or beer) will be drank by the owner of the ship and then the person who just had to drink will continue with their guess.

Use the top grid to track your hit and missed guesses so you know where to try next.

after one player sinks all of the other players shots err "ships" the game is over but there will be at least 1 shot left on the other players side which you can decide on your own what to do with but the obvious answer according to most drinking games would be that the loser would have to drink it...

Jersey Shore Drinking Game (Season 3 Update)

2011-01-25T02:15:00.005-07:00

Ok sorry for the delay but here are the rules i have added to the original jersey shore drinking game to keep it fun for season 2 and 3!

first off if you missed my old post here are the original rules i had:

First of all you have to start the game by watching the cast intros in the first episode every time it will definitely set the mood! after you have been introduced to each cast member you can go watch whatever episode you want.

While watching the show you must take a drink from your beer or mixed beverage every time someone:
Fist Pumps
Says "Guido" or "Guidette"
When Pauly is doing or fixing his hair
When Mike says "The Situation"
Anytime a guy has his shirt off
Anytime a girl is in a bikini top
Every time anything Ed Hardy is shown
Every time someone is working out
Every time there is a fight
Every time a girl gets hit you drink twice (if i girl gets hit you also drink for the fight so a total of 3 drinks)
You take one drink for every family member or friend that comes to visit (so when Snookies mom came to visit her that is one drink but when Vinny's family came its one per each person...)
When a girl is crying
And when Ronnie laughs
drink whenever Mike and Pauly bring a girl home (drink for each girl)

and the new rules we have added(so far) are:

drink everytime the "Cabs are here!!"
everytime "iiittt's tteeee shiiirrrttt tttiimmmeeeeeee!!!"

wherever someone refer's to them self or someone else as a "meatball"
everytime deena says "blast in a glass" or claims to be like a holiday
everytime mike turns deena down
everytime sam acts like a stuck up bitch
and everytime sam is laying in bed...

i think that is all the new rules we came up with if i think of anymore i will add them to this post and if anyone can think of more that they think would be good comment this post and i might add them!

DONT FORGET TO "FOLLOW" ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THIS PAGE AND COMMENT MY POSTS! give me some motivation to keep this up! :P

First WSOBP Bid!

2010-08-30T01:27:00.006-07:00

OK people its official i have finally won my first World Series of Beer Pong VI bid thanks in big part to my partner for the tournament, the Marxman him self Brandon Marx! I would like to add i carried my own weight but i probably could not of done it without him(not very easily anyway lol) having him as a partner really helps take the pressure off so you do not have to worry if your partner will make his shots or not i gave me the benefit of only worrying about how i was doing!

So I will see the rest of my fellow pongers out in Vegas in January! Its beginning to look like Arizona will have a very good showing (for us at least) this year and i know at least between Arizona and Northern Cali it is going to be one huge party in the flamingo halls! lol now if we can try to get rooms next to each other...

So it looks like from here on out i need to start practicing more and try to stash away some money so i do not have to eat off the McDonald's dollar menu every day like i did last year... and i am sure it will be nice to have at least SOME play money while i am there.

So far i am still partner-less for this WSOBP but my partner has a pretty good chance in one of the next couple satellites so hopefully he can get a hold of his code soon so i know in time who i am playing with and if he cant i have a backup in line who is also trying to get his code and if they both follow through i have a third possibility so i am sure i will have a partner i just have NO idea when i will know who it is lol. (run-on sentence from hell and i do not care...)

Anyway i will try to do a short vlog each night after the tourney and before i get too drunk, ill try to get Chris from Fast Times ~~Entertainment~~ Beer Pong to come throw his two cents in and maybe Sonoma Joe and a few of those fellas plus ill try to keep some sort of live-ish updates going. And i am sure Barnes and Chris plus probably a handful of other people. hopefully bpong will have something in place this year as well but i am sure the community can do a decent job if we have some planning this time instead of trying to throw some stuff together last minute.

and now a couple videos to get us all a little more excited!

Man Etiquette...

2010-08-23T01:57:00.000-07:00

OK i figured i would post about this topic while it is still very fresh in ALL of our minds... if you are an Arizona Ponger you know EXACTLY what i am talking about and if you are still lying to yourself pull your head out of your ass...

There has been many situations we all should have by now encountered with those girls who just try to get with everyone... normally you just kind of brush them off because well... they try to get with EVERYONE, including one(or two) of your good friends and ends up making them think more is going on besides just a hook up(for 10+ months...)

Coincidentally this exact situation has popped up within the past month or so, no biggie this stuff happens all the time... the problem is that all the "good friends" we know from beer pong instead of acting like good friends are resembling something closer to vultures than friends...

yeah yeah let me guess "but i am friends with both of them" yeah so was I... for about 3 days then i found out the rest of the story and guess what? i sided with the guy i have been friends with for months now. The problem is that i cant say this about hardly ANYONE else in the AZ Pong community...

Look i get it she is cute i know this for a fact i agree with you BUT anyone with have an ounce of confidence in themselves know for a fact they will find another one of her in LESS than a month. I guess i can see that most of you do not have confidence in your social skills at least not around girls because most of you are acting like this is not a big deal...

All of you that this apply's to, i have lost respect for you, severely... no need to apologize but you know what needs to be done and you need to learn how to set your priorities...

BROS BEFORE HOES

im out...

AZ Beer Pong

2010-07-29T03:46:00.001-07:00

Ohh shit the "Mostly About Beer Pong Blog" has two, thats right TWO posts in a row about beer pong! How crazy is that??

This one is not about some partying that followed beer pong or about any big tournaments we just got done playing in though... This post is addressing the decline of AZ beer pong or at least the community that follows it.

When i started coming out i already knew the rules, me and my friends had been playing the WSOBP rules exclusively in our parties just in preparation of the world series. So of course since i already knew what i was doing i was not at much of a disadvantage when i played in the first two satellites that were ever hosted in AZ or even when i started playing in the weekly tournaments. I actually think i might of been a little better when i started coming out due to my confidence levels.

The regulars were all very nice and supportive, they very quickly accepted me as one of their own. I loved every bit of it, it was like being in one big brotherhood where everyone had the same goal to play in the world series and did everything they could to encourage each other to get better so we(as a state) could be one of the big competitors at the WSOBP. This was before we had all decided who the "Best players in AZ" were, we were all essentially equal in each others minds..

Naturally over time we have pretty much all agreed on who the best players are and since then the "brotherhood" if you will has disintegrated. No longer do people try to encourage each other to get better or try to challenge each other to be the best in the country. Instead it has turned into a free for all where the top 5 or so players runs their mouth during every game until they come out on top. When anyone made a shot you used to hear "nice shot man" and we would keep going, but now-a-days you will most likely hear something more like "eat a dick bitch im running three next turn you dont have a chance." ...or something along those lines anyway. Most people applaud their opponents missed shots rather than their made shots, once again this is great, when we play Cali or Vegas or something but not when you are all on the same team!

Now don't get me wrong i understand that if we want to do good in the world series or other big tournaments, we need to get used to the shit talking because it is impossible to avoid at such big tournaments. It just seems to me like other states or cities are closer than we are anymore. If someone talks shit to one of our players we have their back 300% but when it comes to making each other better we have each others back about 10% of the time. It has came down to pretty much just me encouraging other players when they make shots against me and everyone else in my group of "friends" rooting against my team or trying to get us to fuck up when we are doing good...

To anyone who plays with us, how often do you hear people rooting against Luckey and Josh when they play together? how about Risky Mormon? OK now how often do you hear people try to fuck Pizzi and I up when we play together or root against us? if you say its even you are deaf or in denial... I am not saying that Pizzi and I are on the same level as Josh and Luckey or anything i am just saying i do not understand why we continue to build up the best players and tear down or discourage the players that are not quite at their level yet. Wouldn't it make more sense to have as many players as possible at that level so when we go to big tournaments such as the world series we have more of a presence so we are laughed at when we try to claim that we can hang with the best?

Im sorry I guess I just miss the comradery we used to have, it is still there but at a fraction of the strength that it used to be. Anyway i am just ranting now... to end my rant i probably will not see most of you at the weekly tournaments much, at least not for a while. I would much rather spend my money on a night out at the tilted kilt without all the BS and practice at home in my spare time. So good luck to you all and I am sure I will see most of you at any satellites that I get a chance to play in.

And now I leave you with a few pictures(and even a small video) from that first satellite that was hosted here in AZ!

Best Of The West

2010-07-27T20:31:00.003-07:00

OK since this IS the "Mostly About Beer Pong Blog" i figure i should post SOMETHING about beer pong on it lol so here it goes.

This weekend was the Best of the West tourney here in Phoenix, AZ. Where teams from the western half of the country came to compete to see who is the best squad, we had three teams from AZ, one from nor cal, one from so cal, there was an El Paso team and a Vegas team... i think that was all if i forgot anyone then you were probably pretty terrible. Nor Cal came out on top beating our #1 AZ team, Vegas took 3rd and the #2 AZ team got 4th.

Heres a short video that our friends from El Paso captured(and possibly altered a tiny bit) of a heated argument between Matt and Ham about who won the side tournament for the "Drunkest Man at BOW"

Click "Read more" to see the rest of our stupid antics the days after the BOW while a few Nor Cal stuck around phx for a couple extra days cuz they were just having too much fun.

Sunday night we had our normal weekly tournament at Sky Box on 67th ave and Bell but i guess everyone was all beer pong'd out cuz hardly anyone was there BUT the three remaining Nor Cal players in town came out and played in a random draw guy/girl tournament and had us over to their hotel room afterwards for some more pong and maybe a few more beverages.

At around 5:30 AM we decided to hit up the "Crack Head Dennys" down the street from us for some late night eats where i discovered they do not serve the slam burger anymore... which means they have lost my business until it is back on the menu. I also learned that when you are drinking with Byron from Nor Cal you need to listen to everything that comes out of his mouth because when you don't you could miss out on opportunities to make $100 for 3 seconds of table dancing... Apparently Chris already knew this rule cuz he did not miss out.

As we walked out of the Dennys at around 6:30am, the 7 of us agreed that we were going to go to the water park after we sleep for an hour which ofcourse did not happen but we also decided to have a BBQ at Chris' place later in the day.

Long story short we had a ton of great food all prepared by our very own chef and chefette and a tiny bit of help from me on the grill

(From left to right: Chefette, Chef)

On top of having a ton of great food there also happened to be a 6 pack of Smirnoff ice in Chris' fridge which in turn led to several icing's throughout the night some of which were quite clever anyway here are the pics from that.

Luckey was the first to get iced, i switched the top with a coors light top and put it in the box he reached in and pulled it out

Chris was next when he came outside to turn on the grill i went inside and grabbed another ice and as i came back outside he went inside so me and luckey turned off the grill and left the bottle laying down inside the grill, when chris came back out to start cooking he found his.

Mooney got it third by Luckey just handing him one when he opened the door for them

Byron grabbed another bottle out of the coors light box that Luckey put there in hopes of getting me back

Sonoma got his when i took some corn out to chris and him the corn was wrapped in tin foil so i gave chris actual corn and i used the wrapper from my corn to wrap up an ice and give it to Joe... he pretty much knew it was one before he opened it but it still counts!

Melissa got hers when Luckey handed her the puppy and had an ice hidden behind the puppy in his hand

And finally i got mine from Byron, he said "We should probably help and load the dish washer" so i agreed and when i opened the dish washer it was already loaded so he said "well is there soap anywhere?" so me being the good samaritan that i am opened the cabinet and grabbed the soap and right before i poured it Byron pointed out the ice that was waiting right behind the soap box for me...

I also cant forget to mention that Chris' daughter Triniti beat Byron in her very first cash game!

Another Food Challenge

2010-05-11T23:13:00.003-07:00

So i trusted one of my roommates to go get the last thing i need to finish the door on the bud light room and he hasnt even remembered long enough to leave the apartment for over a week now so i guess i am going to go take care of that myself... Also the Undie Run footage might take a while to edit together so the only thing i have to update on right now is this thursday me and my roommates brother luke are going to attempt another food challenge, this one will be at Venezia's Pizza. All we have to do is eat their 28" party pizza in under an hour, and it is a 2 person challenge so we only have to eat the one pizza between the two of us. Im pretty positive i could give this challenge a run for its money by myself so we should have this one in the bag. If we are successful the pizza is free! if not im not sure how much we will be paying... ill update on it after our attempt on thursday!

Undie Run Footage

2010-05-05T11:55:00.000-07:00

So me and my roommates went to the 3rd annual ASU Undie Run last night, i got a bunch of video from the night but its going to take some time to edit everything together so for now ill leave you all with a video i took the other day when i got home...

Delayed Update

2010-04-29T00:32:00.004-07:00

Ok i was going to do an update with the door of the beer wall/room being completed... but i realized as i was building it that there was a slight design flaw so i have made the proper adjustments and after going to walmart to find some needed supplies i should have the update up tomorrow! so check back then and maybe Ami will finally have some privacy... sorta

Beer Wall For Humanity Update!

2010-04-26T18:14:00.003-07:00

Ok ill admit this was just to test out my new Flip UltraHD camera but i ended up showing the beer wall so im counting it as an update :P

More Food!

2010-04-15T15:16:00.000-07:00

OK sorry the update is late i was working most of Tuesday and yesterday but i made a trip down to Tucson today with my roommate to look at cars so i made sure to hit up one of the restaurants on my list while we were down there.

I decided i wanted to hit up El Guero Canelo to try their Sonoran style hot dogs and they were fuckin awesome! i actually had the "Sammy Dog" and a regular sonoran style the only difference is that the sammy dog has two hot dogs in the bun and a little more toppings stuffed inside which is the one i suggest it was incredible! We had my roommates parents with us so i decided to go to the bigger nicer location rather than treking 4 white people into the ghetto but dont worry i will try the other spot when i have less people with me or maybe more mexicans with me...

Anyway here are a couple pics so everyone can drool over them too. The first pic is the bigger sammy dog and the next is the regular sonoran style.

Got My iPhone Back!

2010-04-06T16:54:00.001-07:00

Im experienced in fixing iPhone screens now and i still have the brand new 3GS screen so if anyone needs their 3GS screen replaced ill do it for a reasonable price! just comment this post if you are interested...

Happy Easter!

2010-04-04T09:46:00.004-07:00

Well Happy Easter everyone as you can see from the pics below im getting ready to have some fun and i hope everyone else does too!!

Ohh and Cheers Jesus!

Easter v1.1

2010-04-02T00:24:00.003-07:00

OK just a small update i have all the eggs ready to make the jello shots in and have all the cans painted with the base coats all i have to do is actually mix up the jello shots and pour them which i will do on saturday after work and paint the easter designs on the cans and bottle which i will probably atleast start tomorrow after i get out of work and i take nick to go buy the rest of the paint...

Also remember that i have all the cans and bottle from the last update as well so i think the total is 46 beers and 93 jello shots... for 4 people :/ im pretty sure we will have a lot of left over for the next couple days lol

Getting Ready for Easter!

2010-03-31T13:05:00.000-07:00

Ok well i am getting ready for easter, im making my jello shot easter eggs again and painting beer cans/bottles this year... more pics and video to come!

I need 3 more egg cartons and more beer to paint, along with some paint brushes and more paint... probably a few other things but other than that everything is underway!

iPhone Repair

2010-03-30T20:21:00.001-07:00

OK so i didn't make a video like i said i would because i started replacing the screen at my apartment then had to take my roommate to work so i did the rest at a friends apartment, but it turns out i ordered the wrong screen apparently i ordered the 3GS replacement but i own a 3G. From what i can tell the only difference is the damn plug for the motherboard... So i ordered the right replacement and i am expecting it to be here before the end of the week.

Ill post a small video below for the hell of it and so everyone can see what is left of my old screen, and if i can ill try to make a video once i get the right screen to demonstrate the process for swapping them out...

EDIT: And for the record i was in the middle of putting away all those socks when i decided i needed to do an update so my floor is not usually that messy... although my desk usually looks a bit worse.

New Schedule

2010-03-26T22:17:00.003-07:00

Ok from now on im am going to try to have a new post every tuesday just so all 8 people who are fans of this blog have an idea of when to expect new shit! so yeah ill start this shiz on this coming tuesday also dont forget to check out my other blog pussyvsdick.blogspot.com every thursday for more stuff to keep you entertained!

Food Challenges

2010-03-23T14:33:00.008-07:00

Alright me and some of my friends are going to start going around doing food challenges because well... this kind of shit is fun to us! So i am going to keep a list of the challenges (and other must try restaurants) that i find or hear about, on here and ill make sure to update it from time to time with new restaurants and our times on the challenges etc. Most of these will be for Arizona but i am also going to try to find places in Washington and Oregon for when i take trips back home and also for the Las Vegas area since we tend to go up that direction pretty often.

CLICK "READ MORE" TO SEE THE CURRENT LIST!!

Arizona(Challenges):

-Phoenix/Glendale:
The Heart Attack Grill - Quadruple Bypass Burger DONE
Alice Coopers Town - The "Big Unit" w/ The Bases Loaded 22" hotdog DONE 12:30
Crazy Carlos - 5 pound burrito under 20 minutes
Over Easy Cafe - Big E's Pileup in under 30 minutes

-Tempe/Scottsdale/Chandler:

Eddies Pizza - 24" sub in under 15 minutes

Chompies - Ultimate Jewish Slider Challenge in under 30 minutes

Zza's on the Square - 28" Pizza in under 90 minutes

San Felipes Cantina - El Gordito Burrito

Venezias Pizza - 24" pizza (2 people) in less than an hour

-Tucson:

Lindy's on Fourth - The O.M.F.G. Burger in under 20 minutes

Arizona(Non-Challenges):

-Phoenix/Glendale:
Crazy Otto's - The Hobo
Matt's Big Breakfast
Pizzeria Bianco
Roberto's Mexican Food
Chino Bandito
Giuseppe's on 28th
Thee Pitt's Again
Haus Murphy's
La Piazza Al Forno

-Tempe/Scottsdale/Chandler:
Los Taquitos
Joe's Farm Grill

-Tucson:
El Guero Canelo - Sonoran Dog
Mi Nidito - The Presidents Plate

-Flagstaff:
Salsa Brava
Brandy's Restaurant and Bakery

Washington State:

Oregon(Non-Challenges):
-Portland:
Bunk Sandwiches
Otto's Sausage Kitchen
Pine State Biscuits
Podnah's Pit Barbecue
Pok Pok

In Food Challenges Im 2 For 2!

2010-03-22T17:17:00.005-07:00

So on Sunday some friends of mine wanted to go to Alice Coopers Town in downtown Phoenix> after i got off work and raced to make it there on time i sit down and realize they are setting up lights and the cameras to film part of an episode of Man Vs. Food. The Challenge they offer at Alice Coopers Town is called "The Big Unit Challenge" it is a 22" hot dog loaded with the works. I dont remember what all was on top of this thing but it had chili, cheese, sauerkraut, onions, bacon pieces and probably more. It also came with two sides, when the four of us finally ordered ours we just got random sides because we didn't care but i ended up getting fries and baked beans one of my friends got mandarin oranges(lol) and another guy also got mashed potatoes.

We wanted to challenge Adam but he never walked around the restaurant so we didn't get our chance and i have since found out that he wasn't there for the actual challenge, Alice Coopers Town is just going to be one of the other restaurants he goes to in the episode the actual challenge will be the "Ultimate Jewish Sliders Challenge" at Chompies in Tempe. Either way we loaded our sides onto the hot dog and timed ourselves, i finished in 12 minutes and 30 seconds, Jesse finished right after me at about 12:38, Daniel got very close but ended up throwing in the towel and Eddie only made it slightly over half way! The Hot dog was really good which it better of been for $19 and we were pretty disappointed we didn't get to challenge Adam but overall we had a great time!

Ohh and right after me and Jesse were done racing to see who could finish first most of the bar started cheering for us and they were also waiting to see if we were going to finish because after we did everyone around us left lol. Several people also asked to take pictures of our food before we started eating too.

And now for my pictures!

Alice Cooper on the left and Adam Richman on the right

Before we loaded them up

And after...

12:30 later and im all done!

Wisest Wizard

2010-02-22T20:58:00.006-07:00

The newest drinking game to grace our apartment is one i just recently heard about called "Wisest Wizard". First ill post the rules and how you play followed by some pics. And just to clarify we drove all over the place looking for wizard hats but viking party hats were the closest thing we could find... they also proved to be quite entertaining! (Also asians cant center pictures apparently...)

Click "Read More" to See the Rules and Pictures!

Things You Need:
Beer(In Cans)
Roll of Duct Tape
Wizardly Clothing(not required but its more fun...)

How To Play:
Ok when you first start you must decide how often you want to do a "Boss Battle" which is usually every 3 to 5 beers, we did on every 5th beer we had to do a boss battle. Also decide at what level does one become the "wisest wizard" at which point that person can then make a rule, this is commonly set around level 9 which is also how we played.

Leveling:
Once you finish your first beer you become level 1. When you grab a new beer place it on top of the empty can(beer #1) and duct tape the new one in place and so on, as the game goes on this is your "wizard staff" the larger it gets the wiser(or drunker) you will be!

Boss Battles:
OK at every 5th beer(or whatever number you decide) you must do a boss battle which is supposed to be a shot of something like jack daniels or jose cuervo, you can even decide what order to fight the bosses in like boss jack is first then boss jose is second. We didn't have any liquor on hand and didn't want to spend even more money to get any so we opted to just do a beer bong for our boss battles we also included the cans from the boss battles into our staves which wouldn't happen if we were using liquor like we were supposed to...

Wisest Wizard Rule Making:
The first wizard to reach level 9(or whatever level you decided on) gets to make a rule much like in kings cup or other popular drinking games, although many of the popular rules from those games dont work well with this game. Whoever levels up to level 10 FIRST gets to make another rule which will cancel out the previous rule(only one rule at a time!). Not everyone gets to make a rule when they make it to level 9 and above it is only the first wizard to make it to each level.

And now for some pictures of our first attempt at the game!

Not only was this Jay's first boss battle but it was his first beer bong evar!

And he Pillaged and Plundered it...

Your staff isnt legit until its taller than you...

but at that point you may need some assistance drinking from it.

this is the wizard equivalent to the rockers "power stance"!

Beer Wall Update!

2010-02-09T17:31:00.005-07:00

Ok another Beer Wall update in the form of a video this time! Read, Comment, Subscribe!

Funny Or No?

2010-02-02T16:23:00.004-07:00

Ok so while waiting for my supervisor to finish his smoke break the other day at work i decided to amuse everyone that walks through the service halls of the hotel i work at with a little art... The HR staff apparently doesn't have the same sense of humor that me or the rest of my coworkers have because i have since been told how it was "Unprofessional" and they didn't like the whole thing.

I am just curious first of all am i just weird or is it funny? and second if its in the back hall where no guests would ever see it, it took me less time to do than a smoker taking their smoke break, and i do not see it being offensive to anyone in anyway (unless of course your father was kicked down a well by a spartan) is it really that unprofessional? anyway leave your comments below!

Not Really A Good Night...

2010-01-31T03:15:00.003-07:00

So sometimes people will say things like "dude i lost my car keys, fell down a muddy hill and got slapped by a midget last night!" and other people always are just like "damn thats how you know the party was the shit!"

So lets try mine... Friday night i broke my octabong, shattered the screen of my iPhone and woke up in a strange house with the worst headache i have ever had... and now you get to see the picture of the madness and then you tell me was it a good night? cuz i don't really feel like it was that great of a night...

Now in all fairness the Octabong is still plenty usable it just pisses me off and the iPhone actually works exactly as good as it did before the screen got shattered its just a bitch to see stuff now so i guess its not THAT bad but still im not too happy with the outcome of last night.

WSOBP V on Explosion 5000!

2010-01-25T12:31:00.003-07:00

Yet another write up plus a ton of good pictures have been posted over at explosion5000.com! Click here to go check them out, on a side note there is only 314 days left until the WSOBP VI!!

The Douche Bag Collection

2010-01-24T22:30:00.011-07:00

I enjoy watching all of the great videos online about douche bags and guidos... so i figured i would put all the great videos and songs together in one place!

If there are any other you can think of leave a comment with a link to it or what its called and ill add if its worthy ill add it to my collection. Click the "Read More" link below to see the videos!

SONGS:

SKITS:

Bobby Bottleservice - Jersey Shore Audition Tape - watch more funny videos

The Ed Hardy Boyz: The Case of the Missing Sick Belt Buckle from Jon Daly

The Ed Hardy Boyz 2 Trailer from Jon Daly

Bobby Bottleservice talks to all the sexy internet ladies - watch more funny videos

Bobby Bottleservice Tshirt Ideas for Jersey Shore - watch more funny videos

Quote Wall

2010-01-19T19:27:00.006-07:00

Ok this is an older idea of ours but we just finally did it. We have "built" our Quote wall so when every someone says some stupid random funny shit we can save it forever... on our wall lol.

The only rules we have for the wall so far is that any quote has to be "nominated" and agreed upon by a majority of the house to get put on the wall. And if someone accidentally writes on the actual wall and not on the paper they must go to "Charlies" which is a gay bar some of my co-workers go to quite often, and they must flirt with some random guy that none of us or our friends know until that guy asks for their number, then they must give him their actual number... I'm sure we will add a few more rules after we get drunk and brain storm (best time to brain storm btw) but for now thats it!

and we have already put our first quote up, it is a quote that was said a while ago but it was wall worthy so we voted it in...

The little squares you can see on each panel arent easy at all to see by the naked eye my camera picked them up great though :/

"I didn't know if it was a dude or a chick, I was just staring at tits..." -Luke

Jersey Shore Drinking Game

2010-01-15T17:51:00.009-07:00

This show is great and the drinking game seems cool at first, and then you play it and realize your going to have to go buy more beer. Ill explain the rules first for everyone who isn't already familiar with them.

First of all you have to start the game by watching the cast intros in the first episode every time it will definitely set the mood! after you have been introduced to each cast member you can go watch whatever episode you want.

While watching the show you must take a drink from your beer or mixed beverage every time someone:
Fist Pumps
Says "Guido" or "Guidette"
When Pauly is doing or fixing his hair
When Mike says "The Situation"
Anytime a guy has his shirt off
Anytime a girl is in a bikini top
Every time anything Ed Hardy is shown
Every time someone is working out
And every time there is a fight

And we added a few of our own to keep the drinking fast paced in the newer episodes and those are

Every time a girl gets hit you drink twice (if i girl gets hit you also drink for the fight so a total of 3 drinks)
You take one drink for every family member or friend that comes to visit (so when Snookies mom came to visit her that is one drink but when Vinny's family came its one per each person...)
When a girl is crying
And when Ronnie laughs

EDIT: I almost forgot we also drink whenever Mike and Pauly bring a girl home (drink for each girl)

Anyway we played this little game last night for the second or third time but last night is when we made up the extra rules... Between 3 of us we killed 40 beers, now that doesnt sound like THAT much until you find out that Ami only had 4... Luke on the other hand managed to drink about 15 before he got to this point...

and that leaves me bringing up the rear with 21... I am not bragging about this feat, my stomach has been reminding me all day of last night, although i would like to say I, unlike Luke, did not puke once the entire time! Word of advice don't play this game if you do not drink often you will definitely need to go beyond normal limits lol

College Humor WSOBP Coverage

2010-01-14T12:39:00.002-07:00

Looks like CollegeHumor.com was also there and they did a rather nice write up of the world series which can be found right here! i cant wait to see what new press we get next year!

NEW PROJECT: ASU Kegerator

2010-01-13T21:11:00.005-07:00

We are officially starting a new project! don't worry the bud light room is still in progress but it is slowly moving along right now so there is a new project that i will be updating as well which is our new kegerator we are going to build! Below are the pics of the fridge we are starting with eventually we will paint it with an Arizona State University theme and once we buy the parts to convert it to a kegerator we will do the conversion and have ourselves a spiffy "new" ASU kegerator!

its a tight fit but there is about an inch or so on each side so it will work! i just want to replace the glass its sitting on in the pics with a piece of metal just to be safe...

Last of the Vegas pics

2010-01-13T18:53:00.004-07:00

OK i think ive got the last of the Vegas pics all uploaded to my facebook album click here if you want to check that out and below are a few from the album if your too lazy to click the link!

Beer Pong Tournament!

2010-01-13T17:43:00.002-07:00

Tonight is the weekly tournament that i run in Tempe's "Devils Hide Away" on the SE corner Baseline and McClintock! its $5 per person the number of people who show up will determine if we do a singles or doubles tournament. They have cheap beer and some of the coolest wait staff in Tempe!

WSOBP V Coverage on G4! and Jay Leno

2010-01-11T21:25:00.003-07:00

if you guys missed it check it out here its actually a cool little bit and pretty good publicity for the sport!

EDIT: i guess i should include the Jay Leno link as well so here is that video! not quite as serious but i dont think its too bad...

Bud Light Wall Update

2010-01-09T14:34:00.007-07:00

OK so we made our other roommate (his name is Ami pronounced like ahh-me) move into his new room before we finished construction... But here are some pics to show how close we are!

If anyone has extra bud light 30 pack boxes (or 36 packs from Vegas for the counter section) let me know! The sooner we finish this wall the sooner i can stop worrying about catching Ami beating off so close to the kitchen...

RAPE!

2010-01-09T14:31:00.002-07:00

and he says he wasnt the one who raped the couch... this is my roommates brother btw and the couch didnt look anything like that before he started sleeping on it. I will admit i helped rip the middle cushion a little bit but everything else he did...

INSANITY Day 5

2010-01-08T14:14:00.003-07:00

Pure Cardio was todays workout and it was exactly what it said it was one solid 25 minute cardio cicuit along with an intense 10 minute warm up plus the stretching and cooldown, another great workout i think i am already seeing a tiny bit of results in my stomach even after just 5 days but that makes sense with how much it has been making me sweat.

sometime in the next few days ill be making another blog just for this workout and other health related things that i try to keep this blog mostly about beer pong so ill post a link to that in the next few days if anyone is interested in following it.

Current Project

2010-01-08T11:15:00.003-07:00

I thought anyone who might happen to stumble across this blog would be entertained to know that me and my roommate are saving all of our budlight 30 pack boxes and have been doing so since about july and have been trying to come up with something to do with them. We have decided that we are going to build a wall and make our other roommate live in there so we can rent out his room and lower rent for us all... here is a pic of the original trial run!

Ill take another picture soon to show the progress since then... its getting pretty close to being complete or atleast close to giving him SOME sort of privacy lol.

Relationship Flowchart

2010-01-07T21:55:00.004-07:00

One of the most accurate representations of a guys dating life i have ever seen!

Album From Vegas

2010-01-07T20:07:00.003-07:00

I just realized i can link to my full album from vegas so here it is! I will also be adding to it once everyone else gets their pictures of me posted.

INSANITY Day 4

2010-01-07T20:00:00.003-07:00

Ok today was the "Cardio Recovery" disk. now from the title that sounds like an easy day and compared to the others so far it was but do not let the name fool you! Just because it is cardio recovery day does not mean they are letting everything else recover too, it just means you wont be moving as much lol you still do a ton of yoga poses that you must hold for extended amounts of time.

Day 3 of INSANITY

2010-01-06T18:07:00.004-07:00

OK i just finished day 3 of the INSANITY workout and yes i was once again sweating balls by the end of the warm up lol. Just thought that i would add that i weighed myself before the workout today since i didn't do it before day one, and i was at 228 pounds. I am just going to use that as my starting weight since its still close enough to day one.

I have also attached my fitness test results from day one here, i have to repeat the test every two weeks i think, so i will update and show everyone if i am making any progress or not. Even if no one gives a damn about it i think it might help me to have it up on the Internet so people could critique it if they felt so inclined and hopefully that will help keep me motivated!

More Pics from Vegas!

2010-01-06T06:28:00.003-07:00

i got a few more pics from friends that were taken during our Vegas trip so here they are!

That 100oz. margarita got finished right around midnight on new years eve then abby and her boyfriend refilled it for me... i had at least 175oz. of margarita that night plus who knows how many beers...

More of AZ in the WSOBP

2010-01-05T21:14:00.004-07:00

Lazyday.com got a pic of the kims in one of their game thought i would post it up, ill keep posting any pics of az players that i find. also click the link to go to lazyday.com and see the rest of their WSOBP album!

INSANITY!

2010-01-05T17:56:00.003-07:00

Ok so my and one of my roommates started doing the "INSANITY" workout from beachbody.com yesterday and i will say this is a damn good cardio workout. Just after the warm up you will be sweating your ass off! The workout is 2 months long so lets see if i can stay motivated to finish it, i have done the P90X workout also from beachbody.com and it was also a great work out but i only made it through one month of the three... anyway ill keep my progress updated on here and maybe that will be enough to push me through the whole two months wish me luck! better yet just beat my ass if i quit!

WSOBP V Write Up

2010-01-05T15:49:00.004-07:00

There is a small write up over at the Pulse of Vegas blog about the world series and i attached one of their pics below of Adam and Josh from "Nate's Shirts Dont Fit." if anyone doesn't know who Nate is scroll down to my previous post he is the one in the pic with me he is giving the camera the bird and if you look close enough you can see the shirt that doesn't fit under the black fast times shirt!

Pics from Vegas

2010-01-05T01:13:00.007-07:00

here a few random pics from my vegas trip just to help populate my blog a little lol.

It's Smashing Time... again

2010-01-04T22:44:00.003-07:00

well from the information i am getting it looks like Smashing Time has repeated as the world series of beer pong champs here in 2010. Grats to them and they should look forward to playing an Arizona team in WSOBP VI! lol

Arizona's run at the WSOBP V

2010-01-04T20:17:00.002-07:00

ok well its official the last AZ is out but made top 8! that means its time to start training for next year. im already making a ball return for practicing ill post pics of the process when i get it finished the way i want it to be. i cant wait to go back to the WSOBP next year and actually participate this time!

2010-01-04T19:12:00.001-07:00

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